I will own a Flying V and make it Totally Wail

I will softly breath inhale, exhale

I will find a New, More Modern Love for whom I will exalt

I will make the tastiest foods and omnommunch

I will quit smoking cigarettes so darn much

I will someday own a FatBoy Purple and Green like the Incredible Hulk

I will enjoy sunrises and sunsets

Drink beer when life’s the best

I will own today

I will own today