Well I got Two

Doobie Doobies

And I’mma Put on Wax

I got Two Doobie Doobies

And Imma Put it on Wax

Oi! I! L!

Well I got Two

Doobie Doobies

And I’mma Put on Wax

I got Two

Doobie Doobies and I’mma Put ‘Em on Wax

I gotta bottle of Absynthe

And I’mma Pour me a Glass

I gotta bottle of Absynthe

And I’m as Green as can be

I gotta Motorcycle and she’s full of Chrome

I gotta Motorcycle and I’m bound to roam

Shoebie Doobie Shoebie Do Wah

You can find me online selling

Petrified Wood from Madagascar

Shoobie Doobie Shoobie Doo Wah

Baby you know I don’t make the rules

That’s why I’m breaking all of them

In those County Blues

Probably also why I’m Howlin’ Wolf

Don’t cha know I’m Blue like a Smurf

Shoobie Doobie Shoobie Do Wah

Schoobie Doobie and a Microphone

Harley-Davidson with a Tank on the Tank

Ghost Flames running up the side of the Flank

The Background is Purple but the flames run Green

You can call me the Atomic Punk

Cause I’ll yell out “Misfits Never Die” and kick you in the Junk

I got Two Doobie Doobies and a Can of Whoop Ass

I got a Can of Whoop Ass to Take out Trash

Mossberg 590 A1 and Call it Done

Smoke on the Barrel and Smoke on the Lips

You could say I got a taste for the Hits

Number One on the Charts and in your Hearts

Mossberg in the Holster and it’s back on the Road

Bumpa Bumpa Clouds of Dust

Rumble Rumble Can’t get Enough

Flip the Helmet on and crank up the Song

Born to Wild like a Steel Panther

Exhaust Pipes looking like Boomerangs

Well I got Two Doobie Snacks and Miles of Road

Well I got Two Doobie Snacks and Miles of Road

Road King that’s what I call Wife and Home

Bumpa Bumpa Horsetail Pinstripes

Bumpa Bumpa Cannon Barrel Lit Up for the Night

Schoobie Doobie Schoobie Do Wah

I said a Schoobie Doobie Scooby Do Wah

Speed Up to Pass some Asshole Car

You know I’m the baddest man outside of Happy Days Bar

You know know I’m the baddest man that rides two wheels

Imma head to Vegas

And Run the Roulette Wheel

Order a Drink and play some Cards

Bet on the Bucks to Win Big Game

Man you know I started the Hall of Fame

Sip Sip

On that Drink

I said Sip Sip

On that Drink

Come for the Rock

And Stay for the Roll

Keep your Head Up

And your Profile Low

Boom Boom Just Shot ya Down

Boom Boom for Cover Shots on the Way outta Town

Schoobie Doobie Schoobie Do Wah

Schoobie Doobie I’m Wylin’ in Wauke$ha

Where all roads lead to Flowers and Food

A nice little town to kick up the boots

Check into a hotel to catch a few Zzz’s

Stock up on supplies like

“Hey Man Whatchu Need”

“I need some Gas, some Ass and some Cigarettes”

“See if you can find me Betty Boop I heard she’s the best”

“Tits bigger than a Battleship”

“You know I’d really like to Sink the Pink”

“Come down to Boogie Town”

“We got Mesas and Marshall’s I hear the ghost of Paul, is still hear if you’re looking to lay some licks down”

“In this Town we keep it 400”

“That’s Eight Barrels of say Bye to your Kids”

“Step on in if ya want to catch a drink”

“We’ve bridges plenty and they cross the drink”

“I even hear it’s a solid place to get inked”

Well I gotta new tattoo and a Microphone

Wauke$ha is where I call home

Main delight is deep fried cheese

Wrapped up in dough with cured meats please

I’m drunk as fuck and feeling badass

Now I think I’mma go puff some Grass

CBD yeah we call that Hemp

A Six Star General grew that shit

I personally call him Grandpappy X.

My life is weird and my mind’s Triple-Bent

Smoke Smoke on Fox River

Where the Algae’s thick before River’s Winter

Hold up now I just heard a ghost

And it’s just a short ride to the Fresh Coast

Five Streets come together to make a point

If that’s not America then call me Pentagone

Just like the idea of anymore words for this song

Naw, Man Fuck that just quiet it down

Shoebie Doobie and ride out on chrome

Scooby Doobie with mystery

I got two Doobie Doobies and I’mma vanish like smoke

Cause her old man just caught us at the poke

Schoobie Doobie head outta town

Schoobie Doobie Doobie Do Wah

Schoobie Doobie as the sun rises

Schoobie Doobie the roads calling my name

Schoobie Doobies she flashes eye lashes

Schoobie Doobie real quiet now

Schoobie Doobie in a sleepy town

Schoobie Doobie Doobie Do Wah

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