If I were to ever find out where the Klan meets

I’d start a posse and kill them all

Then we would listen to Metallica

It would be a joyous day for all

We would douse some crosses

With water from Niagara Falls

I would spit on their wasted flesh

And humanity could begin afresh

I hate you

You hate me

I like S.S.I.

And you masturbate to poverty

I hate you

You hate me

I like Panthers

And you think you’re the master

If I were to ever meet a sex slaver

I would kick them in the nuts

They would make a face like a squirrel

Then their babymakers they would hurl

I really hate some people in this world

They just don’t knowhow to live

But that’s alright cause one day good will win

Much to Satan’s chagrin

I hate you

You hate me

I like S.S.I.

And you masturbate to poverty

I hate you

And you hate me

I like Panthers

And you think you’re the master

If I could time travel I would go see Hitler

Tell him his army sucks and his penis is littler

I’d stab him with a knife that read JUSTICE

Then proceed to pummel him with my fists

I really hate Illinois Nazis

They smell like feet and I bet they can’t count to Yahtzee

Some people just don’t seem to get freedom

But just remember I’m the one with the moxie

I hate you

And you hate me

I like S.S.I.

And you masturbate to poverty

I hate you

And you hate me

I like Panthers

One day you’ll learn you’re not the master